Holy mama, I don’t think I’ve ever felt as good about my extra x chromosome as I did leaving, ironically, one of the city’s flashest all-boys schools theatre last night. If you’re shy, easily offended or sexually frustrated, get thee to Hot Brown Honey immediately – it’ll bust you out of your bubble faster than [insert explicit sexual reference here].

This show is in-your-face unapologetic empowerment. Don’t expect any simpering from these sassy lasses – they own that stage and they know it. It’s a celebration of culture and progress and it’s a no-holds-barred glimpse at what the future is going to be with beautiful strong brown souls in charge.

Busty Beats and her Honeys dish up a riotous performance of song, dance, acrobatics and hip hop, reminding us that women are strong, powerful, brave and so much more than just the f@$#ing maid. It’s loud – you’re going to be on your feet, yelling, laughing, cheering, clapping, dancing. Moments of utter hilarity are entwined with performances as thought-provoking as they are breath taking – the aggressive gracefulness on the silks is unlike anything you’ve ever seen before.

This is powerful theatre. It might just be the start of a revolution. If these girls are leading the march, sign me up because it’s going to be amazing. And take cash – you’re going to want to purchase some merch, ‘cos the revolution can’t happen without childcare.

Hot Brown Honey,
until Jan 20, Assembly Hall - Christ's College
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